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Why do you need a license to drive a car but not to raise a child???

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The baby license exam is a tounge and cheek test for expectant parents to qualify for their "Baby Licence". The test consists of 45 multiple choice questions with humorous and informative answers. 69 page soft covered book with actual Baby License included. Two sample test questions below...


After a long labor of 14 hours, countless pushes and deep breaths the baby is finally delivered. The child is cleaned off, wrapped in a blanket and handed to you. The first thing you notice is that she has a long, pointy head and her eyes are almost completely puffed shut. You think,
  • A. "Are my husband's parents really first cousins?"
  • B. "Are my husband's parents really from Remulac?"
  • C. "No on in either of our families has a pointy head! I think the nurses switched babies on us!"
  • D. "After such a long labor, it is natural for the baby to look like that. In a few days she'll have a nice round head and all the swelling should be down."


Cradlecap is:
  • A. a device usually constructed of iron or steel bars that locks down over the top of your child's crib and prevents the late night abduction of the baby by mischievous elves.
  • B. a traditional gift, usually hand embroidered, that is similar to a quilt and is used as a decorative covering for the baby's cradle while it is not in use.
  • C. a tiny cocktail mixed especially for fussy babies to help them sleep
  • D. a thick, cap-shaped layer of peeling skin that develops on an infants scalp. It is not dandruff and has nothing to do with lack of hygiene.


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